As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong

Whenever a TV product commercial plays I bust a gut during the parts where they show us what we're doing wrong and why we need the product. This is my tribute to the hilarious work the actors in these infomercials do. I considered editing this to epic music like O Fortuna or Benny Hill being the obvious choice, but settled on "Help!" because I thought it fit better and also musically had more variation which is good for editing punctuations and beats. Products in this

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